happy rumored birthday to william shakespeare, bard of my heart, versifier of love. may you keep inspiring for generations to come. thank you for teaching me all about luv and lyfe and the complexity of the human soul. your writings have ceased the constant flow of many seemingly infinite supplies of teardrops, but they have also been the antecedent to countless empathetic lamentations. you da best, pinche. you make this stone cold soul of mine feel something.